Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a
Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one
weekend. So, she got everyone together and assigned different duties
to each scout.
Joanne was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the cook this
trip, Jimmy was responsible for their maps and making up a time
schedule, Tim was to decide on their events, and to fit them into
Jimmy's schedule and Sally would test all their equipment before
setting out.
They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was excited. They
arrived right on schedule and were getting ready for their first event -
hiking up the mountain. But first, they wanted to get something to eat.
So Sally asked Mike if he would prepare the meal and, of course, Mike
said he would.
About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, "I can't make the
supper. I can't light a fire with the matches you brought."
Sally replied, "I can't understand that. Those matches should be
perfectly fine. I tested them all just before we left."
