Why God Loves Blondes

A blond woman named Brandi finds herself in dire
trouble. Her  business has gone bust and she's in
serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she
decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I
don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi
again prays...

God, please let me win the lotto!  I've lost my
business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as
well." Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck.
Once again, she  prays...

"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my
business, my house, and my car.  My children are
starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have
always been a good servant  to you.  PLEASE just let me
win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back
in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of
God Himself... "Brandi, meet Me halfway on this.  Buy a
ticket."
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