Blondes Changing a Light Bulb

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. Then, one of them decides to call 911.

Blonde: We need help, me and two other blondes are trying to change a light bulb.
Operator: Hmm. Have you put a fresh bulb in?
B: Yes.
O: Is the power in the house turned on?
B: Of course!
O: And the switch is on?
B: Yes, yes!
O: And the bulb still won't light up?
B: Actually, the bulb's working fine.
O: Then what's the problem?
B: Well, we got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell off and hurt ourselves.
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