A blonde and her friend went for a double decker bus tour in
England. The only problem is that they got the last two seats on the
bus, and one was on the bottom the other on the top. They decided
that they would take turns riding on the top, and so they flipped a
coin to see who would go first. The blonde won the toss, and went to
the top while the blonde's friend settled down on the bottom.
Eventually they got to the middle of the tour, and the friend went
up to the top of the bus to switch seats. When she got there, the
blonde's face was ghostly white and her hands were clutching the
seat so hard her knuckles were turning white.
The friend asked, "What's going on? We're having a grand time down
on the bottom."
"Of course," The blonde replied. "You have a driver!"
