A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on an island.
For years they live there, and one day a magic lamp washes ashore. They rub it and, sure enough, out comes a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can give out only three wishes, you may each have one." So the brunette goes first: "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone.
The redhead makes her wish: "This place sucks, I want to go home, too." POOF, she is gone.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "What is the matter?" the blonde says "I wish my friends would come back."
