*You’re a member of the fanzine
*You’ve started saying things/phrases that you’ve heard them say
*You buy clothes/accessories you’ve seen them wear
*You own just about everything SG related
*When you’re out you always check in to HMV just encase they have something SG in stock that you don’t own
*You search through magazines in stores just to see if there is anything from a teeny weeny picture of them to a must read article
*You LOVE starbucks
*You have a SG website or have tried to make one
*You wrote letters to them at the concert venues during the world tour last year
*You can’t help but wonder what they are up to at this precise moment
*You have written about them in an English exam or English essay OR both!
*You now love u2, Madonna, Annie Lennox and are now friends with Annie Lennox’s cousin (it’s just coincidence…honest!)
*You have considered buying a Fiji island and naming it ‘SavageLand’, a place for all the bbsers to live happily ever after!
*If you have kids they have a Savage related name i.e. Darren, Daniel, Leonie, Ben, Karl, Angi or even something modern like Jake or Mandy! etc.
*About 99.9% of your dreams are SG related
*You consider your religion to be ‘Savageism’ and expect people to take it seriously
*You become obsessed with Star Wars and if you have a dog it’s called Obi
*Your e-mail addy is SG related
*You have purposely got to know people with the names Daniel and Darren and you insist they should be friends
*You trace your family history only to find out your great grans last name was ‘Jones’ or in my case ‘Hayes’
*Your fav eye shadow is called ‘Haze’ (bath and bodyworks NOW peeps!)