You have entered the homepage of Fred the Duck of Doom! Be afraid, be very afraid! Seriously for a minute though, there is no real reason to be afraid. Just because one duck gets unlucky and is born with a huge red demon's tail, viciously sharp teeth, and large red eyes, does not mean that he is automatically evil. In truth however, he is simply a duck, and therefore poses no threat at all.
Unfortunately, Fred is widely persecuted by people who do not understand the hardships associated with appearing to be the pet of Lucifer. Mainly because of this, the Duck of Doom is forced to live as a traveller, never stopping longer in one place than it takes for a speedy man to find the jar of orange sauce.
We at The Wondrously Random World have decided to try to put a stop to the laughter and pointing that accompanies Fred on his travels. We intend to replace it with the snapping of cameras.
In as simple terms as possible, if you see Fred near you, take his photo. The send it to us, and we will add it to our Duck of Doom Locator below. In this, we hope to take Fred from public persecution to adoration.
To view all the places where Fred has previously been spotted, click on the dots in the map below. If you want, you may attempt to guess where Fred is. If you can complete this for all the places then you deserve a medal. Feel free to let everyone know this (The Wondrously Random World accepts no responability for your own actions). Now on to the locator. |
