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Here at The Wondrous World of Random Stuff we are not stupid. We are also not blind or deaf. Because of these simple facts we have learnt, through our many collective years of experience at 'The University Of Life', the value of money, and how respected it has become in todays society. We are also not completely against a little competition, which is why, here on 'The Must-Be-Answered Questions Page', you have the opportunity to relive us of a cool Ł10. Just e-mail us a random question that our experts cannot find an answer for and you can surf away with the money. Simple eh? So have a go then, it's not quite as easy as you may think.

So here you go. The answers to questions that have awaited answers for millenia, dealt with in about thirty seconds by our team of incredibly clever people and Bob. Enjoy.

Q: If you copyrighted Bill Gates' name, could you then sue him for using it?: A: No
Q: How do cyclists in the Tour de France pee? Do they have regulated stops, or do the riders just decide between themselves?: A: They decide amongst themselves.
Q: Can I have a budgie?: A: No
Q: If you created a political party entitled 'The World Monarchist Party', and then got into power, would you then be the king of the world?: A: No, as this would breach the copyright held by the makers of 'Titanic'.
Q: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?: A: 42
Q: Is this not an extremely silly question?: A: No
Q: If you sailed to America and planted a flag in the soil, shouting "I claim this land for the empire of Canada", would you cause World War III?: A: No, George W. would probably just nuke you, and the rest of the world would quietly laugh at him.
Q: Is it true that the Green Monkey is responsible for the AIDS virus?: A: Yes
Q: If you got a really big stick and spun it round really fast, would the ends break the speed of light?: A: Yes
Q: Can I have a budgie, please?: A: No
Q: If cockney rhyming slang for "stairs" is "apples and pears", how do you order a pound of "apples and pears"?: A: You would ask for a pound of "stairs".
Q: In water polo, how do the horses breathe?: A: They wear scuba diving equipment.
Q: What is the real meaning of life?: A: Death.
Q: Can I have a budgie pretty please with a cherry on top?: A: No.
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?: A: Officially the longest is 1,909 letters long, and can be viewed here
Q: When someone tells you to 'spread the word', what is the word exactly?: A: Pedantic
Q: How fast do hotcakes sell?: A: Fast
Q: Why?: A: Why not?
Q: Why is it called a 'drive through', when you have to stop?: A: You don't have to stop, you just need to be able to order fast, and have good reflexes.
Q: What does Geronimo shout when he jumps out of a plane?: A: Nothing he's dead.
Q: How many potatoes did I have for dinner this evening? [Submitted by Mark]: A: Four
Q: If I have 7 apples, and I gave you 2 apples, how many teeth would a canary have? [Submitted by Karen]: A: None. Everyone knows canaries don't have teeth.
Q: In a one digit answer, what is the digit of pi at this number? [Submitted by Tony]: A: 8
Q: What colour shirt am I wearing? [Submitted by Princess Me]: A: She is a princess, hence only ever wears pink clothing.

So now you know.

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