You know your playing TOO much Zelda when...
1. You run into people's houses you don't know and break their vases and pots.
2. You try to convince your geography teacher that there is a land called Hyrule.
3. You sing to cows for milk.
4. You build Hover Boots and walk off a cliff.
5. You go and look for bombs to open that crack in your room wall.
6. You roll down hills hoping to grow spikes from your back.
7. You talk to owls hoping for help. (which you definitely need by now)
8. You start a Bombers' Club.
9. You jump off a cliff with a flower in each hand hoping to fly.
10. You break the game open to free all the fairies.
11. You start killing chickens for fun, and expect a whole flock to chase you.
12. You use sticks to light any fire.
13. You wonder around looking for the next dungeon.
14. You keep shooting people in the eyes with arrows, and saying you were trying to make a door open.
15. You attack your shadow.
16. You wonder where your fairy went.
17. You put on Halloween masks, and wonder why you are not transforming.
18. When anyone tries to hug you, you run away and yell "Get away from me you Goron!"
19. When you pull the Meter Stick out from behind the books in the science room, grab a book and hold it like a shield, and threaten your teacher that if they don't hand over Zelda you will be forced to slay them with the Master Sword.
20. When you call your girlfriend Zelda, and if she asks you what you're talking about and you say that she's under Ganondorf's evil spell. |
