Howdy everyone!!! I thought I'd do a fact-file thingy as my first new contribution. Coz (hopefully) it'll be easy. And I don't have to think much, coz thinking hurts. (And yes, I know GWH and TLT share a page, but I made this without thinking. Coz it hurts.)

Name: Satan's Rubber Duck
Real Name: George ***** (I'm not telling you lot, you could be axe murderers. Or Big Bob Flapper.)
Age: 15
Birthday: 27th December (if you want to send me money, then click here to get my address
Hobbies: Getting bored, taking sickies (which I am NOT doing as I DON'T make this page which I will NOT put online...), Typing Megazine onto the world wide web, writing bizarre stories of many parts, panicking as the computer crashes (again), having a major lack-of-love life, attempting to rectify the lack-of-love life situation, failing miserably, getting depressed, badly keeping secrets, getting things wrong, getting depressed, being wrong (because I'm male), did I mention being depressed? That ain't completely true, usually I'm a happy freak.)
Social Standing: Geek/Nerd
Best Friends: Can't keep secrets or their noses out
Biggest Sad Point of Life: Realising I have more friends on MSN Messenger than in real life (again with the not completely true, but that point isn't far off...)

Top Sites (that are suitable for under 18s):
The Vegetable Revolution and The Vegetable Revolution 1.5 - for 'Ziners and other assorted mad people
WLW Killed My Granny So I ate Him - For anti-'Ziners and other assorted mad people
The SRD Group - For 'Ziners and other mad assorted people, created by me!! Mwahahaha!!! Ahem. And it has my masterpiece, [Insert Interesting Eye-Catching Title Here] in it's Files section.
The Extinction Epidemic - Neeny's other site, full of madness and Neen-ness. (Should be acceptable for under 18s, but knowing Neeny... :P )
Crush007.com - Hmm...... this could be fun.... unless someone else has already did it you, Galder.
The Cult Of Kefka - For SNES roms, and the HTML Bible, which is very handy, because if it wasn't there this wouldn't be here, coz I used it to make this, thanks to the guidance of Tubby Little Titwitch (again) and Sugared Venom.

That's about it I think. If anybody knows anything about me that they'd like to add, please send it to satansubberduck@supadooper.com. Cheers! Back to the front! (if I've done this right, that is...)