god we are so, wait nevermind....i am such a cocker! "Ryan (the one who makes Dismantled live rehearsals possible and likes to dry hump things and tell me that I'm cool)"

yah i noticed its hella sick "Ryan (the one who makes Dismantled live rehearsals possible and likes to dry hump things and tell me that I'm cool)"

Britney admits she and Justin did more than just dry-hump each other: After years of saying she'd wait until she was married to lose her virginity, Britney Spears is acknowledging that she had sex with her ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. "I've only slept with one person my whole life," the pop star tells W magazine for its August issue. "It was two years into my relationship with Justin, and I thought he was the one," she pauses, then adds, "But I was wrong! I didn't think he was gonna go on Barbara Walters and sell me out." Spears, 21, and Timberlake, the 22-year-old 'N Sync singer, met as kids while performing on TV's "The Mickey Mouse Club." They were pop's high-profile power couple for three years before breaking up in spring 2002. In the video for his song "Cry Me a River," Timberlake gets revenge on a Spears look-alike for a betrayal. "The most painful thing I've ever experienced was that breakup," Spears says. "We were together so long and I had this vision. You think you're going to spend the rest of your life together. Where I come from, the woman is the homemaker, and that's how I was brought up - you cook for your kids. But now I realize I need my single time." The singer also discusses her rumored fling with Irish actor Colin Farrell, whom she accompanied to the premiere of his movie "The Recruit" in February. "Yes, I kissed him. Of course I did! He's the cutest, hottest thing in the world - wooh! He's such a bad boy. But it was nothing serious," she says. "Seriously, I haven't had a boy in a really long time, and I'm really craving ... just a kiss, man. Just a kiss would be nice."

I don't get it. You can dry-hump anywhere, so why would you choose a dance and do it *in front of your friends and teachers* ?? That's just lame. I only remember dancing like that one in high...

The Dry Humpty Dance, Here's Your Chance From: a shy girl Location: cali Sex: female Age: 18 Favorite Movie: The Wedding Singer What does it mean to dry hump? Well you know... what's dry sex??? a shy girl

Hahaha, I have never witnessed so many jealous half-wits in my life! Its really too bad that I got some ass and you all didn't even get so much as a dry hump! lol

Easter Egg Hump This Sunday: To celebrate Easter this year the Enemies of Berrien Springs are sponsoring an Easter Egg Hump, but not without public controversy. In past years the Friends of BS have sponsored an ordinary Easter Egg Hunt, which differs from this year's Easter Egg Hump only in the following way. While the Easter Egg Hunt of years past required participants to hunt for Easter Eggs, the Easter Egg Hump will require them to hump when they find them. Who to hump? Well, that's entirely up to the participant. They may hump the nearest humper, the Easter Bunny, or even themselves, if so inclined. The more easter eggs you find, the more humps you get. The change in this year's rules have resulted in a record number of participants, all wanting to hunt the most eggs, and get the most humps. The master of this ceremony is none other than Humpty Dumpty himself, who gave the inspirational speech at last year's high school graduation ceremony entitled Humpty put his life back together again and so can you.” Humpty was a 1994 graduate of BSHS. "We had a lot of falls in my life," he told the Urinal Era. "I'll the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put me back together again. But I was fortunate enough to receive psychological treatment from local psychologist, Ima Nutz, and pick up the pieces to my life. It's an honor to be master of ceremonies at the Grove this Easter season. Berrien Springs is a town that has picked up its pieces, and I’m proud I was one of the pieces it picked up." In the spirit of Easter, this year's festivities encourage people to hump like bunnies, and even the Easter Bunny himself is getting in on the action. "This sure beats the hell out of hanging on a cross. I'll leave that to Jesus," he said while humping a young playboy playmate. Despite the Easter Bunny's enjoyment, and despite Humpty Dumpty's words of inspiration, the Easter festivities have come under public scrutiny because they violate the eleventh commandment, Thou shalt not covet thy Easter Bunny. Area churches have urged citizens to boycott the event. One would think area churches would be partial to the Easter Bunny, since they share the same eating habits. But even though they may eat alike, they don't breed alike. According to Religion the Easter Bunny is a promiscuous pig, second only to President Clinton. In response to Religion's criticism, Mr. Bunny, because he was busy humping a playboy playmate, had no comment, and in the middle of climax, didn't much seem to give a shit. "What kind of message are we sending our children? That it's okay to hump like rabbits on Easter? Little boys need no encouraging. Going after eggs on Easter is immoral enough. But going after eggs and then ovulating them crosses the line!" wailed Sabbath School teacher Wilma Wilkins. "Where's the fun in looking for painted eggs when there are all sorts of real eggs out there waiting to meet my sperm?" commented an eight year old. This new fad is threatening to sweep America, as the tradition of painting eggs may soon be replaced with the new tradition of ovulating them. Despite local outcry, the event will proceed. Event participants are reminded that animals are not allowed in the Grove park, but for this one occasion an exception will be made for beavers, pussies, and cocks. Rainclouds are threatening to leave many wet spots on Sunday, but local meteorologists are optimistic we'll all have a nice, dry hump.