Jordan
 

Jordan Gallagher was born in London, England at
 the young age of 0.  After being put up for adoption
  in 1924 he grew to be a strapping young fellow who owes much
of his fame to discovering the Fountain of Youth in 1935.
He then suffered with the rest of his fellow Scottish brethren
when the potato famine struck his peoples land.
     Three years later he packed his bags and moved to
the land of opportunity, hoping that his thirst for music and its
direct relationship to success would be extinguished.
He met a man around the end of the year of 2001,
named Jackson Hewitt......or wait.....no....his name
was Jeremy Menard.  None the less, this character
shared a similar passion in life.
      From that point on Jackson and Jordan.....I
  mean.....oh who cares.....anyhow they wanted to start
  a band.  To make a long story short they met Jordan's
  arch enemy Tristan Hess and his friend and they
  decided to act on the passion they all shared.
        Jordan has red eyes and is about 6'7" carrying
   about 800 pounds of potato chips and other sorts of
   dead useless weight.  He is crazy about the Giant
    Judys and Clyde:the band (both containing one of his
    many musical idols Rob Gee), and loves Reel Big Fish.
           Oh yeah, Jordan likes to play guitar and sing,
    with his huge passion for trombone.  He likes girls
    and home cooked meals.  He is a friendly giant and
    kind of likes dogs.