October 31, 1965

Today at his lab in Detroit, Michigan, bio engineer and self proclaimed "Ear Wax King of the Midwest" accidentally happened upon a new amino acid while eating a cheese sandwich that had been sitting in his sock drawer for two weeks.   Professor Weinriecht Dingleberry quickly named it after a Reverend that taught at his childhood Catholic school, St. Mother Mary's Queen of All Angels in Heaven and Earth.

"The new amino acid will be called, 'Reverend Angry Larry'... snort, snort, snort", snorted Dr. Dingleberry.

When asked what the professor plans on doing with his new discovery and fame he squealed, "I'm planning on building a rocket  ship that will take me back to my home planet, Jurtnet"

Dr. Dingleberry has not been the same since he ate that cheese sandwich.

 

Ayoh!  Ello!