Assmonkeyology
is the belief in the Great Ass Monkey and all he has taught us. In
short, it is our religion. We have created a religion for those people
who are tired of the contemporary religions which always seem two-faced
and phony. We believe in evolution, we believe in allowing nature
to take its course in all matters, especially the freaking manatees.
Why the hell are we trying to save them anyway?
We worhip how we want
and where we want. We have created a separate web page for our new
found religion where you too can join us. Just in case you're curious,
both Wahoo The Druid and Krakah are ordained Reverends and have been
since 1996, so we are legitimate and we believe in what we are saying.
Check
out our page by following the link below:
