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	Auntie Borisda Answers All
			Ever wanted to ask a embarrassing question. If the answer is 'yes', then send a letter to some shitty girly magazine, honestly who wants to know what your Partners doing to your best friend with a Pepperami. Jesus i'm surrounded by friggin degenerates.
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		Auntie Borisda Cokjokivich Answers All Dear Auntie Borisda A few months ago I moved into a new apartment on the far side of town. Everything was going fine until I heard a banging from the flat above me. Wondering what this was I travelled upstairs and went into the flat only to find a woman their in nothing but her slinky, slinky underwear stood in front of her coffee table with one leg up. I don’t know what came over me but I went along with it and woke up the following morning with burnt nipples and half a joint of beef stuck up my jackse. The problematic part of this is that the woman happens to be my moms ex-girlfriends dogs best friends owners mothers brothers daughters best friends hairdresser! WHAT DO I DO AUNTIE BORISDA??????    Andy 19 south Wolverhampton. Lust is something we all have to cope with in our lives at some time. The best advice I can give you is to keep it going and see how long you can get away with it for. Once you get caught make an appeal to the European courts claiming you had you hawlicks spiked with Viagra and tranquillizers and let democracy do the rest. Dear Mr Cokjokivich Me and my best friend Danni left the playgroup last week, and started to attend a junior learning establishment. This was all increadibly exhilarating and in my over enthusiasm I didn’t notice that there were “boys” at this junior learning collage. My best friend Danni (who was 5 at the time, she is now 5 ½) on the other hand did notice these male specimens. I let my gaze leave her for a split second and before I knew it she had kissed one of these “boys” I have no idea why or to what purpose but it is most disturbing and I was wondering if you could enlighten me on the subject. P.S. Did you like my painting of you I sent? P.P.S. If you read this you smell i.d.s.t    Sandra 6 ¾ Middlesex I think what is required here is a little of GROW THE FUCK UP YOU POMPOUS BITCH! P.S. Yes I did thank you very much (its on my wall) P.P.S. Shit Auntie Borisda regrets that she cannot reply to everyone’s letters simply because they were shit.