DIXON- A man with the name of a shop -a shop with the name of a man? He likes the mafia (Russian thank you- please) and Joseph Stalin. He’d be a boss if he didn’t live in the Stone Age.
STIRK- Eeeeeeeeeevil. He likes walks in the park and ruining people psychologically. He knows everything there is to know about computers. His dad likes his ale.
DALE- I’ll get you Moby Dick! A humongous tribute to anything with a large belly and computristic brain. He likes to fantasise over a certain J.T. and talk on msn. The tosser has broadband so his downloading expertise means it’s not long till he’s going to get arrested by the feds.
THOMAS WOODLAND- I swear officer someone else must have put those 2 kilos in my spare tire. He is hairy and also enjoys anything with bullet-time. He belongs to the sacred religion that is Jedi.
CRAIG BISHOP- Oh well shit happens. This person is wanted by West Yorkshire police for baby snatching. He enjoys game consoles and his pc which he loves more than his own mother.
EMMA HARDAKER- Go away Peter I haven’t got any food. She is highly dangerous and should not be approached by man or beast. Trained in the ancient marshal art of Ecky-thump she annihilates her opponents. She also stalks Heath ‘frigging’ Leger and has a coat made out of tabby-cat fur.
CATHERINE JEBSON- If shits going to happen it might as well happen in black. Cat to her friends Cathy to her enemies she is the second most scary thing since the daeliks. She loves the loudest music on the planet and stalks Ginger Fish, Marilyn Manson’s drummer. She is the mosher.
GARETH SMITH- £40 and I get to go any were in the north east? This odd individual got ripped off by a train company. Nobody visits the north-east anyway you fool. Alaska gets more visitors. Gareth loves his trains and sleeps with a sawn off T.G.V under his pillow. He is also 50%boy 10% girl and 40% blind cattle grid loving hedgehog.
GENEVIEVE WHITTAKER-Don’t be so silly you stupid fool. One half of a unique family duo. She enjoys Kate Moss’s cheeks (I can’t believe I’m writing this) and cool red coats. She also has a psychology more complicated than nuclear physics.
ROSSANE PARKER- The other half. She is the other half of the a for mentioned duo. I’ve have met her,yey!!.Shes one crazy ass women pimp who peddles many narcotics . Likes her ale and tobacco as well as her boyfriend Thomas Woodland the second.
LIZZY MARR- She is the human form of a golden retreaver, her interests involve chasing cats and making fog horn noises. She was voted Playboy playmate of the year 2012. She has slapped a restraining order on Peter after he groped 'the breast'.(Breast? as in singular? she only has one??!!)
Thats me, a smaller not as fat, not as ginger, not as boring, equivelent to peter. I own this website i edit it and make it anti-Pedders (read our Anti-Pedders section) my sick twisted humour WILL get me far in life.
He's a big, ginger and hairy pimp yet he can be funny, he writes most of the long writing on the website. we will have a picture of him as soon as it fits in the screen.(pete- HEHAW JIBLE JABLE)
If hell had wheels then he’d ride it! He keeps RPG shell in his left boot and switchblade in his right ear. His stunning good looks and irresistible charm make him gods gift to Irish sheep. Unfortunately he got pissed one night and drank too much baby bio, his hair now grows and an uncontrollable rate!
Tough you should of helped us at the start.