Here is a list of all the sound equipment currently owned by Svelte. This is not so much a way of informing the public as it is a way of making the band members feel rich and famous, or sad and poor, each time they look at it. This information scores about a "1" on a "1 - 10 Scale Of Usefulness". Note that Svelte is always in need of more companionship - and so they make it a habit to name almost every piece of their equipment. This list is growing all the time as the band robs more and more people of their hard-earned money. C'mon, capitalists.
Equipment operated by Gary Russell
| "The Littlest Hobo" | Fender Custom Precision Bass in Cherry |
| "Tornado" | Fender 200W bass amplifier |
| "Jay" | 1972 Reissue Fender Telecaster Custom in Black |
| "Merv" | Fender Champion 110 amplifier |
Equipment operated by Kerry O'Donovan
| "Yeti, The Abominable Keyboard" | Roland RD-600 keyboard |
| "Amadeus" | Moog Prodigy analog synthesizer, circa 1970 |
| "Wuzzy" | Yorkville 100W mixer amp |
| "Keyboard Stand" | Yorkville keyboard stand |
Equipment operated by Peter Reinhardt
| "Pete's Prom Date" | Pearl Maxim Super-Kit |
| "The Drum Sticks" | Numerous drum sticks and brushes, stored lovingly in a tidy black bag |
| "Rodger" | Power Rock Crash |
Equipment operated by Martin Danyluk
| "Celine" | Epiphone Les Paul Custom in Black |
| "Addison" | Fender Squier Stratocaster in Cream |
| "Brain of Betsy" | 60W amplifier head, extracted from a 1989 Fender Eighty-Five combo; rewired and encased in custom black wood paneling |
| "Mighty Joe Young" | Marshall JCM 800 Lead-1960 4x12 slant cabinet |
| "Indigo Montoya" | Yamaha acoustic guitar |
Equipment operated by Dave Shumka
| "Bruno" | 1998 Danelectro U2 guitar |
| "Doris" | 1998 Fender Big Apple Stratocaster |
| "Look Who's Oinking" | Loud and rickety Fender Pro 185 Amplifier |
| "Orange Thunder" | Boss DS-1 Distortion pedal |
| "Soleil Moon-Frye" | Boss PH-2 Super Phaser pedal |