"I love the butt grabbing part of Josh's choreography during "Floor Show".... It allows me to pull my gonch out of my butt."
"Do my nipples have enough glitter on them"?
"Do you think my girlfriend would appreciate me wearing this corset at home?" (spoken by one of the male actors in the cast)
"Oh, I didn't realize this was a dress rehearsal and not just a run thru" (addressed to Dylan by a cast member not realizing that Dylan always looks like a native Transylvanian)
"When I squat to pick that thing up, the damn double sided tape gives way on my underwear and I end up wedgie city again. I just hate that".
"How come the boys have false eyelashes? Can I have some too?"
"Frank, don't leave him alone... EVER. You just take him with you wherever you go. That goes for you too, Janet".
"How come all the girls are naked and the men are all fully dressed?"
"Weeellll....it's not so much that you don't look like scary aliens, it just that you look more like a couple of giant Hersey Kisses."
"Omigod! I just realized its the ROLE, not the actor!" (uttered by an otherwise intelligent stand-in after he had screwed up a certain over-rehearsed death scene for the fourth time.)
"You, with the green hair, stay away from the chocolate bars!"
"I love you Lola"
"Owwwww!! Get off me! What have you got in your pockets??!!"
"I have to go home now" (uttered by actor during a movement rehearsal when his pants split revealing the fact the he normally goes "commando")
"Damn, I have a boob zit!"
"Can you turn me on? Do you want me to do you?"
"My God! This room smells heinous!" (uttered by women staggering out of the ladies locker room)
"That's better. It still smells like feet but now it has a vanilla tinge"
"I think I liked the feet smell better. Today it just smells like ass -- no really, go in and sniff for yourself!"
"Omigod. He has a boa. Does Amanda know that he has a boa? Maybe someone should follow him"
"I was supposed to be at work at 7:45." "I have to be at work at 9:30." "I have to be at work at 8:30 --- September 3rd" (overhead at 8:05 am at A channel waiting to appear on the Big Breakfast)
"All those fishnets and banana hammocks...you know it's gotta be Rocky Horror" (Steve Antle - A Channel")
"Hey, it's Edmonton City Council!" (Steve Antle's comment as the camera panned a room full of writhing Transylvanians, including a nipple fondling Kevin Jesuino)
"...Shannon, Jessica, Mr. Snufflelufigus..."
"Hey, you're Marilyn Munster!" (remark directed at Josh, the only "human" in a room of half dressed Transylvanians)
"(blah, blah, blah)....and my hair is green..(dead silence, followed by several people falling out of their chairs doubled with laughter)... Oh, I guess you noticed that part"
"but I was just getting to know your breasts! Now the show's about to be over!"
"Oops. Maybe I should put some pants on" (overhead in stairwell just before entering the main lobby)
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