This is the standard get-a-clue joke with which we are all familiar, recycled every year by every game control.  For a more serious discussion on this same topic, please see the advice column from April 2, 2000.

Stuff you should have brought with you today

Here is a list of things we recommend that you bring with you today.  This list is (almost) identical to the list that was posted on the Official Get-a-Clue 2000 Web Page.  In any event, you should read through this and be sure you have (or can get to) the things you need to play the game.
 

Stuff you will NEED:

Boy Scout Handbook
Calculator
Car or other motor vehicle
CD Player
Compass
Driver's License
Flashlight(s)
Masking tape
Mobile phone
Phone books
Roll of Brawny Paper Towels
Ruler
Scissors
Scotch Tape
Web access from campus
 

Stuff that could come in handy:

Alibi
Astrolabe
Athletic tape
Bribe money/beer
Camera
Change of clothes/underwear
Complete Works of William Shakespeare
Condom(s)
Deoderant
Drafting triangle, or some other means of obtaining a 90 degree angle
Dress clothes (your Sunday best)
Duct tape
First Aid Kit
Foodstuffs
Geek
German Citizen
Good Dictionary
Implements of Fire
Leonard Maltin
Musical instrument
Not your S.O.
Rat Cap, vintage 1999
Reference books (math., phys., chem.)
Sedatives
Sense of humor
Sunglasses
Swimsuit
Tape Cassette
Tape Deck
Tape Dispenser
Tape Measure
Tape Recorder
Thermos/water bottles
Toothbrush
Towel
 

Stuff that would be cool:

Battered Fedora and Bullwhip
Blonde Teenage Pop Star (TM)
Can of Spinach
Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes
Epic Hero
Fashion statement
Flying disc
Funny Sidekick (for comic relief)
Iron-on patches
Juggling pins
Kickin' tunes
Passport
Shaman
Transmogrifier
 

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