All results are non-debatable. They include (or exclude as the case may be) all time penalties and bonuses as well as time spent off the clock. The team in first place has the distinct privilege of planning Get A Clue for the year 2001. The team in second place is the "Real Winner." Please congratulate them on their incredible come from behind victory. See all of you next year.
| Final Ranking | Team Name | Final Time |
| Next Year's Game Control | Team Ramblin Root Beer Barrel Polka Rides Again | 12 hours 15 minutes |
| The Real Winning Team | You're A Bitch | 14 hours 22 minutes |
| Runner-Up | Ye Jolly Krewe of the Drunken Stupor | 14 hours 47 minutes |
| 4th Place | Sarah and the Not-so-Virgin GACquiries | 15 hours 12 Minutes |
| 5th Place | Team SHAFT | 15 hours 23 minutes |
| 6th Place | Be Young, Be Foolish, Dress Snappy | 16 hours 1 minute |
| 7th Place | Best Brains | 16 hours 49 minutes |
| 8th Place | 5 NURDS of the apocalypse | 17 hours 2 minutes |
| 9th Place | The Skyy Drivers | 17 hours 3 minutes |
| 10th Place | Make 7 | 18 hours 2 minutes |
| 11th Place | Old Gold | 18 hours 24 minutes |
| 12th Place | Blue Buddha | 18 hours 26 minutes |
| 13th Place | Batty | 18 hours 29 minutes |
| 14th Place | Metal Erection Specialists | 19 hours 9 minutes |
| 15th Place | Engineering Dentistry | 19 hours 25 minutes |
| 16th Place | Cannonball Run | 19 hours 24 minutes |
| 17th Place | Hawaii 5-Oh My God, What's That On Your Head?!?! | 19 hours 53 minutes |
| 18th Place | 1040, so W-2 you! | 20 hours 20 minutes |
| 19th Place | Buffy the Vampire Player | 20 hours 55 minutes |
| 20th Place | A Common Disaster | 21 hours 34 minutes |
| 21th Place | Ten Things I Hate About Get-a-Clue! | 25 hours even |
| 22th Place | Shaftager | 25 hours 57 miutes |
| 23th Place | Team 8ball Sippin' 2000: I gladiatori del futuro | 55 hours 52 minutes |
| Did Not Finish | Sigma Alpha Chi | N/A |