10. You actually like marching band and would kill to do it all year long.
9. The drummers start making sense to you
8. You wonder what life would be like if you weren't in band.
7. You roll step while you walk to class
6. You major in music and use your high school band director as a role model
5. Those stupid "band humor' jokes are the funniest things you're ever heard
4. You pick out instruments from the music in cartoons.
3. You start screaming "LEFT! LEFT! LEFT!" to people that walk in front of you on the way to class
2. You've dated everyone in band and now wonder if you're ever going to have another date.
and... drum roll please...
1. You change from your old instrument to play the tuba.
Copyright 2000
Matthew Blind and
Team Blues: Get-a-Clue 2000 Game Control