About This Site

A time, long, long ago, (about last summer) in a place, far, far away, (The John Donaldson Technical Institute) there was a great warrior, hailing out of the high lands of Dig-O-Mat-In. (not Diego Martin) His name Starfish Monroe. A man greater than men. With the strength of Fort Monroe, the sweet voice of Bill Monroe, the charisma of James Monroe, and the beauty of Marilyn Monroe. Starfish was a true superstar, with the unique ability to catch birds straight out of the sky.

Starfish came to the battle zone to encounter his greatest challenge. The legend of the two greatest birds of John D. (not Lugia & Ho-Ho) had called him to the arena. Godzilla the cold-blooded bird, dwelled in the John D. garden arena. Starfish could not resist the challenge. It was a long battle, but the Starfish remained undefeated. Although he keeps all of his adversaries as slaves and trophies, Starfish is very modest saying to his friends, "I tryin', I tryin'. It's nothin'. It's just a bird, just a bird, just a BIG PHAT BIRD".

Now Starfish has moved on to the greater challenge of concerning the great bird of Visual Communications Design - VAL - Vulture At Large. So far he is yet to even understand the great bird of prey. This has resulted in great comic relief and embarrassing moments for the great warrior.

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