The Crystals


The Wasted Precious Stones

Crystal Antoine

Crystal Anne is very carefree and fun loving and is famous for the phrase "I hadda pee." Lord alone knows how she does, knowing the conditions of the toilets of John D. She has a thing for the Pakistan cricket team and can often be found around campus searching for her "dulahah". She is also known for getting "wasted" with her best friend Crystal Lee and the rest of the 'Chinese Association'. These two Crystal combine their drinking abilities to become "The Wasted Precious Stones" with the ability to do the incredible "foot-dance." Crystal is very kind hearted and is always eager to give her fellow classmates a drop, just don't take her too seriously ... she is always joking.

 

 

 

 

Crystal Lee Kim

Crystal Lee forms 50% of the "The Wasted Precious Stones." Her unique ability, to create a beautiful mess in other people's driveway with previously masticated comestibles. Crystal is a very fun loving cheerful person and tries to include every one in her fun. Also known for leaving numerous valuable objects behind in class, Crystal is also a very skilled hockey player and is also pretty good at snooker and pool. Crystal is the founder of the infamous 'Chinese Association' and can be sometimes found smooching with her 'on and off' boy friend, Anton. The 'Psycho-Bunny' is also known for several collisions with the deranged 'Psycho-Bitch', Mai-Kim. Everyone knows though, that no matter how many times she and her friends fall out, the strong foundation of "love" in the 'Chinese Association' will not let their friendship fall apart. Over all, she is a very easy person to lime with, ... as long as no racial slurs are made at her she is cool. So don't mess with this Psycho-Chiney.

 

 


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