* Oh ... My ... God ... (shocking things )

* TIP AND TAX !!! ( accompanied by some silly hand gesture ... Thanks Buttscar Guy)

* Crap and all of the Crap Derivitaves ( Ever notice how often you say Crap ? or Crappy ? or Crappy Dappy ?)

* SCREAMing at everything ( and do I mean everything . Includes : cardinals divebombing windshields , hearing a good song on the radio , thinking a happy thought , doing a happy dance , getting to do something fun , tension relief ...)

* Blond Bombshells (its what we are ... wanna
see us prove it ?  ) 

* BAD ( pertains to bad thoughts ... dirty thoughts ... FUN thoughts ... )

* Slow and Steady (this STARTED as a way to describe a handshake . where it went ... well , I'm aiming for this page to be kinda PG-13 ... maybe R ... )

* We are there , we are SO there ... ( and we are , or will be )

* We Will
    We Shall
     We Have To
      It's a Must ( not that we can ever seem to repeat it the way we first said it ... )

* I hate it when that happens . ( And it always seems to . Like " wow , that girl just found out her boyfriend is her uncles cross dressing nymphomaniac ex dogwalker " " I hate it when that happens " )

* Zimbabwe / Rodeo Twins ( Horsie playday ... We RULE check
me and her out ! )

* MEDIC!!!! / mouth to mouth (so when you see a hot medic don't you wish you had a reason for him to be there ... doing the whole mouth to mouth thing ??? started while playing "MARSH" at Bootscooters .)

* Denny's
    - hot fudge sundae
    - "nuts on the side" (see we don;t like nuts ON our sundaes ... so we get them on the side ... then the guys always try and throw the nuts down our shirts )
    - where else would we go when drunk ?

* Inbreeders ( don't ask)

* Work Our Magic (cuz we are good)

* He will be ours , oh yes , he WILL be ours ( cuz again , we are SO good)

* Did I say That Out loud ???

* Note to Self ...

* Did you see anything ?
   No , Did you ?
   No
   Good (from the cool movie Jawbreaker ... but it seemed so much funnier the first time around ... at like 3 AM , after a 4pack of
Jack Daniels coolers each ... )

* But I'm OK with that ...

* CRACK! (gotta crack them windows just a bit ... summer is HOT and all )

* finger qoutations (thankfully this was pretty short lived)

* ssshhhh /whole bag of ssshhh ( Austin Powers and if you didnt realize that , get off my page . nah , stay , you'll learn something )

* "never happened" ... (yeah lots of things never happened . :) )

* strip poker (see above)

* the Navigator . (that would be me ... see I don't drive yet but I have a pretty damn good sense of direction . so i get to ride shotgun a lot and be The Navigator . )

* " you know one of these days , when we are at the mall , we should get a makeover" (we say this EVERY time we are in a department store .)

* Thumper . (Jason's Jeep . There for a while she was missing a seat ... and some other important things . Like an eagle )

* The Summer of Firsts / the Daiquiri

* Apple Pie

* Gag Me with a Cantering Welsh Pony ( OK so again , Breyerfest is a very weird time for us )

* stealth mode (did ya know that if you drive with the headlights off you can run stoplights ??? )

* The Holiday Inn (Breyerfest again :) )

* Collectible Cellulose Acetate Equine Miniatures (Plastic Horsies)

* Svenhard / Danish

* South Park (GREAT soundtrack to listen to in a car . try listening to it REALLY loud , windows down , singing along really badly ... and don't forget to take parts to sing . im cartman :) )
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