When I hear your music, it makes me wanna just roll around on a Nintendo Power Pad and rub Fluffernutter all over my naked genitals. Your music is like the sound of a garbage truck that fell off the Empire state building. Have you guys ever thought about doing a project with Jay-Z? Where can I find you, so that I may lure you into my van with sweet, sweet candy. Then tie you up and and cut off your faces and make them into masks, that I can give to my Niece.

We say, giving baby cigarettes and schlitz is better than nothing at all.