-Cat Killah-
This song ain't about, the summer or the fall. Or smokin cigarettes, or watchin football. This song's all about, cages and traps. Its about how my mom, kills cats. My mom used to like cats in every way. But then she had a cat that got too fat, now little kitty's gonna pay. We hadn't kitty in a couple of months, so we asked our mom one day. It gets to live in kitty heaven, cause it kept shittin in the hallway. But we know kitty's in a hole out back, and that's where she's gonna stay. She burns them, she drowns them, she skins them alive. She burns them, she drowns them, she skins them alive. She burns them, she drowns them, she skins them alive. My mom kills cats, my mom kills cats. She burns them, she drowns them, she skins them alive. She burns them, she drowns them, she skins them alive. She burns them, she drowns them, she skins them alive. My mom kills cats, my mom kills cats. Now my mom's hooked on killin cats, she's the psycho SPCA. You better hide you pet or there's a pretty good bet that she'll kill yours someday. She'll lure 'em with food then catch 'em in a trap, that's the sick little game she plays. Then she'll take 'em and break 'em, smash 'em and bash 'em, and through the dead bodies away. My mom used to like cats in every way. Now she's out there huntin 'em down, kitty better run away. Mom kills cats every day. Siamese, alley, tabbies, and grays. Killin cats day and night. Mom. You know, that just aint right.
-Piss-
We had a fight. You egged my car. I go real pissed. Now I've gone to far. I'm in my basement. Drinking cheap beer. I'm bottling my piss. It's waiting for you. I'm gonna throw my piss at you... I've saved a gallon or two. You'll smell like piss when we are through. I'm gonna throw my piss at you... You'll be on your porch. I'll be in the bushes. You'll be unsuspecting. I love ambushes. I'm gonna throw my piss at you... We had a fight. you egged my car. I got real pissed. now I've gone to far. I'm in my basement. drinking cheap beer. I'm bottling my piss. it's waiting for you. I'm gonna throw my piss at you...
-Sid the Worm-
I dug up some ground, and I found a worm. I put him in my hand, and he began to squirm. I put him in a cup, with a styrofoam lid. He needed a name, so I named him Sid. I hear voices In my head They tell me that State Farm is there. Went out to the lake, and I got on my boat. I Found a good spot, and I started to float. Skewered little Sid on a fishing hook. Put him in the water for the fish to take a look. I reeled Sid in and the fish began to chase. The hook went in, to his fishy face. Then took the fuckin fish and I bit its head off while it was still alive. And then I then proceeded to spit out the head and put it in my underwear. Then took the rest of the fish and tossed it in the air and blasted it with a fucking baseball bat. Then I found Sid in the dead fishes remains. And the I put him in my underwear tooooo.
-Angel in the Summertime-
I love you, more than the moon. Flowers, sunshine, and all of that. You are my sunshine, happy happy happy fat. You are so beautiful, ???? When I'm around you, I feel MARVELOUS. My feet are sore, have you seen my shoes? You are like an angel in the summertime. Where are my god damn shoes? I would like you to wank my twine. I love you I drink alot of booze. Flowering trees and honey making bees. I love you will you love me? I use a knife to eat my green pees. Itchy and scratchy I have alot of fleas. You are like an angel in the summertime. Where are my god damn shoes? I would like you to wank my twine. I love you I drink alot of booze. Flowering trees and honey making bees. I love you will you love me? I use a knife to eat my green pees. Itchy and scratchy I have alot of fleas.
-Upperdecker-
Your bathroom smells like shit. I'm the one to blame for it. I Left my mark, on your throne. We laughed, all the way home. Get out your best potpouri. This is an emergency. You can flush all you want. But my shit is in the pump. Keep searchin for my surprise. Its gonna be your demise. Its under the back lid. Where it'll stay nice and hid. Call the plumber he'll be on his knees. Face to Face with my masterpiece. High fives all around. My log will never be found. Just like a spectre. Its an, UPPERDECKER. I drank your kegger. Then did, and UPPERDECKER. Just like a spectre. Its an, UPPERDECKER. Get an inspector. For your UPPERDECKER. So if your bathroom don't smell so nice. Here's some free advice. Open up the toilet tank. I bet your heart just sank. Put on your cleaning suit. Watch out you just might puke. If you haven't learned your lesson yet. Beware of the upperdeck. Just like a spectre. Its an, UPPERDECKER. I drank your kegger. Then did, and UPPERDECKER. Just like a spectre. Its an, UPPERDECKER. Get an inspector. For your UPPERDECKER. Shut up and dance everybody! Just like a spectre. Its an, UPPERDECKER. I drank your kegger. Then did, and UPPERDECKER. Just like a spectre. Its an, UPPERDECKER. Get an inspector. For your UPPERDECKER!
-Kill your RA-
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, I'm not half to man I used to be, There's a shadow hanging over me. Oh, yesterday came suddenly. Why she had to go I don't know she woldn't say. I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday. Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play. Now I need a place to hide away. Oh, I believe in yesterday.
-Circus Fetus-
Feed us your fetus... Anthony Kiedis... Our bassist is Cleetus... The home won't release us... Warts on my penis... I am a genius... and then... Circus Circus Circus. Circus Circus Circus. I'm a fuckin toolbox. Will you fuckin go out with me? You probabaly won't. Do you like clowns? I like clowns. We don't have clowns. I like the circus... I'm fuckin, I'm goin home.
-Gene Wilder Tribute Song-
Theres no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going, theres no knowing where we're rowing. Or which way the rivers flwoing. Is it raining is it snowing? Not a speck of light is showing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grizzly reaper mowing? Yes the danger must be growing. For the rowers keep on rowing, and there certainly not showing, any signs that they are slowing (from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory). I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satin is our pal. I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satin is our pal. I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satin is our pal. I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satin is our pal. Theres no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going, theres no knowing where we're rowing. Or which way the rivers flwoing. Is it raining is it snowing? Not a speck of light is showing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grizzly reaper mowing? Yes the danger must be growing. For the rowers keep on rowing, and there certainly not showing, any signs that they are slowing.
-Cock Rock-
Go to hell you fucking jerk. Quit this job I'm not going to work. I gotta new life thats not so dull. Its music and girls, its rock and roll. Get out your seat and dance around. The god damn bloodfarts are coming to town. We play for beer but you better watch out, we puke and stomp and smash and shout. All fucked up on rock and roll. All fucked up and ready to go... Life on tour is the life for me. Play our music and spread our disease. Drink some beers drink the whole damn case. Piss us off and we'll bite your face.