My Strongest Suit

Amneris
In life one has to face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness
Diet and deportment

And other pointless forms of sacrifice
Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter
Manners? Charm?
They're no way to impress
So forget the inner me, observe the outer
I am what I wear and how I dress

Oh now I believe in looking Like my time on earth is cooking Whether polka-dotted Striped or even checked With the some glamour guaranteeing Every fiber on of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effect From your cradle via trousseau To your deathbed you're on view, so Never compromise, accept no substitute I would rather wear a barrel Than conservative apparel For my dress has always been My strongest suit Staying in or hitting townwards From the top and working downwards I ensure that every stitch Is stitched in time Whether wig or hat or turban Whether clad boudoir or urban Not to strut your stuff Outrageously’s a crime And the few who are invited To my wardrobe are delighted As they wander through my things To find en route That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal For my dress has always been My strongest suit I am what I wear I said anytime Anywhere So bring me all my finest Most audacious my divinest Most revealing, Most expensive and to boot Most arresting Most heart-stopping Most free-flowing Most eye-popping Most arresting Most heart-stopping Dress has always been My strongest suit My strongest suit You know that I am what I wear Dress has always been My strongest suit So bring me all my finest Most audacious my divinest Most revealing, Most expensive and to boot Most arresting Most heart-stopping Most free-flowing Most eye-popping Most arresting Most heart-stopping Dress has always been My strongest suit My strongest suit You know that I am what I wear Dress has always been My strongest My strongest My strongest My stroooooooongest suit My strongest suit

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