So they killed his goofy ass off the ship. They had sex down the cook hook and the stegosaurs that was not very bright. He had to many to drink. He had to many drinks. Leslie who was here, she said hi to all the readers. Well, lets just say there was an orgy on the boat. There was all kinds of stuff. There was a car on the boat and all the crew was like what the fuck. And she was like a, whatever and he was like whatever. And they all had a good night cuz they all had sex. And Wendy has a boyfriend.
In the morning we all had cabin fever. And we all got really good tans cuz we all just sat out on the boat. This really stupid guy came over and tried to get us to make out with him. We were like get away from us, and kicked his stupid ass off the ship. The sharks ate him.
Yeah, so anyways, the wind was not very bright in the empires head. So yeah, the captain Shmee gave us drinks. He said they were very good, so I drank one and had sex with a couple of the guys on board. They said it was really good the next day.
So the sun was hot and stuff. They said it was not all the good. I ate some bread. And it was not that good. The mold talked to me. They told me that they liked dinosaurs. I told them that I too like dinosaurs. And we all had a good laugh. In the end we all ate some bread and pooped. I don’t know what their names were, but still Wendy has a boyfriend. She told me 2 times. I don’t know where. But still she does.
I love her, I like her a lot even more than all those other girls that tried to get on me at all those other falearties that were named Sam I am. So anyways, she was the cook and she made some spaghetti that tasted like candy. But anyways, the boat was shacking and the earth was quaking, and I don’t know what happened next cuz I was stoned when I wrote this. We all know what happens when this is insane. The squirrel that I was neighbors with died, so I got on this boat crew. I always wanted to be on a boat crew. But u know what, I don’t really care cuz this is all stupid. In the end only the life that we lead is the things that we have. The day that I got drunk and found the king of sparrows is the day that I found myself. That is a different story. But I will tell you someday.
The donkey told me that in the end the boat would sink and that I would die. So I hind on an island in the middle of the ocean. It was an island full of trees and palms. But I was alone, no Wendy. There was a monkey. His name was Bret. I kicked him all over the place. He liked it. So I kicked him some more. It took my mind off the fact that Wendy had two boyfriends. So whatever. She……………………………….............................I loved her once, and still do. I have never felt like this about one girl that I was friends like. I don’t know where her boyfriend lives.
I finally got sick of the island and went for a swim. I swam for quite sometime. As I swam I thought of her. She was all that I thought of. I wanted to go her. The boat that I had jumped off of was long gone and I floated. I floated till I hit land. With seaweed in my hair I walked. It was another island. It was the island of lost dreams. Sarah would never be mine for now. But maybe someday. I’d ask her about him. This story was a true one. The island, I don’t know which one, but I was real. It was the color of blue. I found my why home and went to sleep in my bed. The Gigatoobaboobooo come over and patted my head. He told me that everything would happen out for the best, so I believed him. I missed the ship though, I missed the crew. But I would find them again, I swore, I’d find them again. And this was the end of the 2nd book of Hish. This was the 2nd end I had been looking for. This was it. The 3rd would come again. And it would be fun, but for now I had to go to bed. Night!.