By the end of the night there was 45 people drinking the tea. I was the only on there, but yet it was me who sat dirty little things like piss on my brain. The queen is a bitch we allllll yelled at the tops of our lungs until the cops came and cut off all of our legs. So I hopped around until there was only 3 people in my tree hut. We ate leafs and we danced in the camels shit until we barked beautiful notes that were only for us to hear. Billions of years had past since I had first stepped foot in this strange land. But no one know that, thus I kept it a secret for only the reads to hear. Blue and Green laughed as I ate the pinkish girl out with non other than a fish hook. She was like what are you doing. I was like what am I not doing.
The Blue Glue was back from the dead, he said lets call Fred, thus we did and he crad the med and said lets fuck the dead. Thus we did, it was not fun let me tell you.
The Boopoo, was a big piece of shit. I did not like him at all. He danced around and called himself Jesus. Who does that? Not I thought Sam. So whatever it was, was not me. Thought I peed a beautiful dance of red and purple. There was no one else around except me. In my hut, there was me. But yet I was alone and there were people there. The squirrel was dead, I loved her more than anything. And she was dead. But who know? Damien was the animal of the hour. He ran around and drank my piss for an hour before he knew what was going on.
This was the party of a life time, and I was the only one there. Joel and T-bird were alllllll a-lone. They were doing who knows what in the birds nest. The queen showed up not long after. She was like I want everyone’s heads. And like always we gave them to her. He put them upon her head and ran around like a French hoer, and said the very first quote ever “Poop pee, and fuck that water”. We laughed, and she gave us our heads back. I had never meet her before, but she was pretty cool. Not the total tyrant I had always heard of.
And this was coming to an end. The cops were there, drunk and pissing on the new French rug from mars. Who knew that Zach put his head in the toilet, and from now on he’d be known as John? Not I said the little green cow named Looloofat. Zach through up allll over the place, we ate it and it tasted good. “Yum” said the little green elves all named Poopintheface.
Jaws was there in no time flat. He asked me to eat his pussy out. So I grabbed his cat and ate it with some Tabasco sauce. It was like eating a bottle of water not soon after eating a bed of bugs. There was a load boom, and Tipsy walked in on my party, he said there are no stops. There is only life and it keeps on going forever. So that was the end. And we all ate mud pies for breakfast the next morning. Who knew!? And I cried from on end, cause my love was not there.