There once was a fish who knew me, but he died. But that is a different story. Today he was a great man, he was a fish but still he was great. There was a yell, and a little child he watched over. They were all lost in their own world. The Thingy Wingy was the hero of this story, he jumped in when ever there was trouble. He was the one that everyone looked up too. But now in this time of turmoil, the queen came and fought him in a bloody battle. He fell, and it was up to me to save him from the castle that she doweled in. I snuck in, and hide in her panties drawer till she passed out. There was a large grain of bluw slat satered all over the place as I snuck out of the drawer. In an instant the guards came, and cut me into three pieces. Luckily, I had a cut-proof-vest on and I ran in like a bat out of hell. I sliced and cut those moe-foes up like no ones business. They all were scared, and ran like little bitches.
The Thingwhatever his name was, I ran up stairs and kicked everyone in there asses, he was free. Instantly, he ran over and kicked everyone. He was the hero, not me. Fuck him, but he was a c0ol guy. He beat up the bad guys, and freed everyone. I was a pawn in this world, no matter what I did. In an instant, they were all died, what an impression.
In the time I lived in now, 50 billion years from which I had came, it was costume to shit in someone’s soup, and then eat it. The Thingy Wingy did just that. He ate people’s soup after he shit in it. I was like wow, what a player. This got him all the girls. I was like wow, what a man. I had not gotten any since I had gotten here 50 billion years since. That’s when the Thing hooked me up with the Poo-Poo-Who-New. Wow what a woman. She had short hair, just as I like it, and looked 15. We got it on like no ones business. I wouldn’t go into detail….Her poohtang was soooo tight. Her taco so tight. She was so wet, and I so hard. I let out a volcano, and everyone was happy.
The thingy was down in the fish himp, when I came out. I was so high. I wished that everyone could know what it’s like to have such a good time. He soon told me about the stars. He told me that they were other worlds, and I laughed. He told me that I had to visit everyone of them before I could go home. I was like shit. He told me I had to spend at least 500 googolplex years on each world before I could go to heaven/my home world. I told him, well I guess I’m screwed. And he told me that’s what eternity is all about. I just laughed. In the end, I realized I was out of paper, and called it a night. NITE!!