I was in the land of the sparrows, and before me stood their king. Man, I thought, I really need some potato skins. But they did not believe in such a thing. He asked me of my events in the land and what I thought. I told him that I thought that the queen was insane an that she needed to be stopped. He agreed. So we dressed like hamsters and crowed down the rope into her layer.
She was naked, in a green of no stop pop. The gay people tried to stop us , but they were to late. They were to straight for us. They ate hamburgers and sat in the pooppittypoop seats in the stands that were not for them but they were. They ate in the hot burgers and they liked it, but what of it. Still there was work to be done.
The queen had started war time and time again , and it was time to stop it. So we all got in the sparrows car, that was not a car but a big banana that was not a banana but a big moncockerroomonton. They all liked it. And I didn’t not ask for reprints on anything. We all got out and fought a handful of Crapmen that did not like us, but they did. They asked us for some shit, but not did I can fly in the sky.
We ran into the queen’s castle, but it was not. They all sat and laughed. So we all ran into the hut and there she was, not in the big shoes she wore before, but the little ones that showed she was not afraid. The wee was not green as she cut Us Army down with her mighty blade of Offthangya. This battle we lost, but there would be more. Only me and the sparrow survived the purple blood that was splattered on our sleeves by the Queen. So we ran into glory high that was now a desert to formulate a new plan.
We all got into pink flavored condoms, and sat outside the queen’s house door, until they let us in. Instantly, we jumped out and cut them moe-foes down hard. We cut them like no ones bizz’nich. We ate there brains and pooped them out and ate them once more. We had long negated sex, that was, until we realized that we had to kill that bitch of a queen. So we all ran up into the house that she was in and ate her out.
She was not amused of course, and was like you all should leave. We were like, oh wait, nope, we’re here to kill you bitch. She was like guards, come on in here. e had a big blue battle. In the end it was only me the king of sparrows and that queen. She drop kicked us out the window. BUT, not before I could put a sword right through her chest. Dead she was. I killed that bitch of a queen. We all got it on like the break of dawn in hot butter popcorn.
We all got drunk and sang songs under the sun that was the moon in June. It was a good time. She was dead finally. I slept the best I ever slept in that strange world I called Hish.. Nootals!!!