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				The 8th Book
	So in the middle was me and the sparrow. We ran a long time to the center of the world that was in the middle of the whole. I will bye hun. Then there was a big bang, and the fire flow up in my face. I was like this is not good. We ran of hours on in until we meet the man with the really long beard. He said “Blah blah b;ah” So I smacked him, thus he said “run right. The queen’s warriors were coming at us full force. I shot 7 of them in the head, but there were 5 billion left. The sparrow had a rod that brought upon the king of the glass sea, thus there was a loud crash and I thought I was dead. But nope, I wasn’t. He had saved up with the glass sea king. I asked him for his autograph and he shit in my face. What a bastard. I ran home so fast after that. The squirrel was back alive because I had ran so fast I got there before I had ever left. I slapped myself and told me to go home…. KK was there then. She was of course naked, and ready to give her virgin ass to me. This land hand brought great torment to me and now in the end, I was getting to screw the girl of my dreams. I screwed her tell her brains fell out and we had to get the Doc to put them back in. That was until I realized that she wasn’t really Ms. KK, but rather the queen herself. Even after the grave battle we had unleashed on her, she wanted to know who I was. I had been in her land for 4 trillion years to the day minus the days I had traveled back in time. But time didn’t matter to her. She had died in the future, but I had been stupid and traveled to a time that she was still alive. Somehow she knew about the war she had lost at my hands, and she was ready for vengeance. She cut me open and removed all of my guts. Then feed them to her pet goat. She then removed both my eyes balls and feed them to her pet tiger. She then let 12 spiders up my nose and they laid 50 eats in my brain. In 2 weeks the eggs hacked and the baby spiders ate away at my brains. Well, needless to say I was dead… The Blue Glue can in and ripped the queens head clean off. He licked her spinal cord, and shit down her throat. He grabbed my brainless body took it home. The squirrel was heart broken. She had loved me like a son or a daughter (whatever she wanted, remember she was a drunken squirrel) The Jhf8ieowhaqjiofjndsaklj were not mad, in fact they rapped some more of our kids. Damien got drunk again. And Tom was dissembled because he did not want his kids rapped again. (He lived of course) Well, they did some kind of blessing and a prayer, and I was back alive. They had covered me in mud, yet I was back alive. I was ready to kill that queen once and for all. Thus I ran to her palace, and of course she was dead. Shit I thought. Of course the Blue Glue had killed killed her. So I ran really fast and winded up even further back in time than I had started. Shit I thought. There was a battle ragging. The queen was there. She was killing all of the fairy animals of the forest. She cut off all of their heads, and let the Boogawoogos shit down their throats. I could not believe this. I ran over to her, and was almost cut in two by one of the Boogawoogos who were really mad at me at the time. Hey now, Leslie was there, she didn’t not say hi because she had been rapped and cut in half. Everyone was dead. This queen was insane and had to died. The sword of destiny was thrown at me and cut my right arm off. The crimson blood splattered on the dirty ground. I was done for… So a ran even faster, and ended up at the beginning of time. Long before I had even left for this strange world. Long before I had even been born. Long before I had ever written this. Long before I had even went to bed………………………………...........................................................................................................