OFFSPRING

Self Esteem

I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practice all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert

Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I got no self esteem

We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
All this rejection's got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her no

CHORUS
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should speak up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? Yeah yeah yeah

Now I'll relate this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score

Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

CHORUS

Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh


And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís

You know its kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway
He may not have a clue, and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabees
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh


And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lilly ass!

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world loves wannabes
Hey, hey, do the trendy thing!

Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink done
He asks for a 13, but they drew a 31
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trick

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh


And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you know a way, for you know a way
So if you don't break, just over compensate
At least you know you can always go on Ricky Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves Wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!

Why Don't You Get A Job

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says man I really gotta' lose my chick
In the worst kind of way

She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more deniero just to stay at home
Well my friend, you gotta' say

I won't pay, I won't pay, no way
Na na why don't you get a job
Say no way, Say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a job

I guess all his money well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money well it isn't enough
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay, no way
Na na why don't you get a job
Say no way, Say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a job

Well I guess it ain't easy doin' nothing at all
Oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along every day
(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

My friend's got a boyfriend and she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more deniero just to stay at home
Well my friend you gotta' say

I won't pay, I won't pay, no way
Na na why don't you get a job
Say no way, Say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a job

I won't give you no money
I always pay
Na na why don't you get a job
Say no way, Say no way, no way
Na na why don't you get a jobWhy Don't You Get A Job

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