| *~Actual* Daily Prophet Headlines~* *Actually, these "Actual" Headlines were improved from actual muggle ones. Seriously! You can send in some actual ones of your own, too. Just email Annie with all those "Actual" (wink wink) Headlines! The Following stories made Daily Prophet Headlines: -Something Went Wrong in Broom Crash, Ministry of Magic Expert Says -Ministry Officials Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers -Safety Experts Say Knight Bus Passengers Should Be Belted -Careless Wizard Gets Nine Months in Violin Case -Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents -Wizard Bill Dies in House -Foreign Head Seeks Arms -Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? -Hippogriff Mating Fails; Hogwarts Gamekeeper Takes Over -British Ministry Left Waffles on Falkland Islands -Fudge Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead -Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax -Broom Too Close to Ground, Crash Investigaters Said -Knockturn Alley Employees Refuse to Work after Death -Stolen Firebolt found by Telephone Booth -Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Leakey Cauldron -Black Sentenced to Death for Second Time in 10 Years -Drunken Knight Bus Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 -War Dims Hope for Peace -If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While -Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures -Potter Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide -Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge -Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead -Muggle Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge -New Study of Obesity in Wizards Looks for Larger Test Group -Muggle Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft -Kids Make Nutritious Snacks -Hogwarts Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy -Arson Suspect is Held in Ottery St. Catchpole Fire -British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply -Ban On Soliciting Dead in Godric's Hollow -Stolen Invisibility Cloak Sighted -Hogsmeade Residents Can Drop Off Trees -Local Hogwarts Dropouts Cut in Half -New Muggle Vaccine May Contain Rabies -Air Head Fired -Ministry Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim A Few Magnificent Headlines by Greencat! -Centuar Illegally Enetered In Horse Race -Atlanis Disater, Millions Drowned -Potter Baby Defeats Dark Lord -Actual Witch Held for Witch Trials -Muggle Suspected of Chronicling Potter's Life A Handfull of Headlines from DaraDragon! :) -Dark Lord Aside From You-Know-Who Turns Up At Hogwarts, Claims Dog. (For anyone who knows Greek myths about the under world. *wink, wink*) -Charlie Weasley Raises Three-Week Old Dragon, Claims It To Be Orphan. -Ministry Of Magic Decides Not To Continue Investigation Of Claim That World Famous Dragon Expert Took Dracling From Illegal Breeder. "It's an orphan, a wild dragon that needs no investigation. Don't push for an inquiry. It's really not necessary," Says Mysteriously Singed Ministry Representative. -Runaway Bludger Spotted Over Stonehenge, Apprehension A Near Miss. -Rest Of Quidditch Set Attempts To Follow Runaway Bludger. -Owner Of Runaway Quidditch Supplies Gives Up Search, Replaces Set. One simply spiffin' headline from Angel1rene: -Man Hits Dog on Broomstick And another wonderful headline from "ILoveBooks": -Young Witch Speaks Out Against making House Elves work  © Annie & The Burrow & The Daily Prophet The Daily Prophet would like to add that they are currently seeking applicants for the post of "Headline Writer" All of their previous writers have been, by popular demand, sent on a one way trip to Majorca |
