Tweet, tweet, chirp, nick, nick. Tweet, squawk, fluff, poop, splat, chirp. Tweet, nick, nick, tweet, squawk. *Pretty bird, Pretty bird* *sing*.
Translation
Aloha, my name is Buster. I am one of God's best creations! I like to eat, drink, eat, poop, eat, and sing. I also enjoy staring at my beautiful self in the mirror and taking showers with my owner. Whenever he does something amazing, I like to flip upsidedown and fan my wings out. Any birds who are out there reading this, try doing the trick I just mentioned, it will impress your folks.
Did I just call my room mate my owner? Heh, he feeds me, gives me water, cleans my floor newspaper decorations, and gives me attention when I want it. Who is serving who?
(unable to translate this line) I also like to read the newspaper under my butt. My "owner" always picks out the automobile section of the newspaper and gives it to me. Pooping on expensive cars is actually quite fun!
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