"I tied string around a jug Same string around a mug Between the pears On teetered chairs Care to give it a tug?" "No thank you," I reply. And he sat down with a sigh. Ideas ring Mine came with a zing I decided to give it a try. Just oh, good luck for me, He started snoring loud as a bee The string I took My fingers shook I tied it around his knee. CRACK the sound that cups make CRASH how many things did break? BAM CLATTER CLUNK SHATTER I think he is now awake. SENILE During the raid, the mistress prayed, that that her husband would not renegade. His memory was soon to fade His memory will soon be bade Bye bye CRIME! In every town that have bells to chime There is a street there is a mime. Every day he got a dime until a man comitted crime. The man's face was covered in slime he waved his knife at the helpless mime But he got away in the nick of time But I won't tell you how cuz I'm sick of rhyme. Dan and Fran There was a woman and there was a man. The guy was named Dan and the other was Fran. Their buddy hated blacks and his name was Stan. They hung out on Fridays with Stan's wife Jan. One day Stan invited them to join a clan And Jan, Stan, Dan, Fran drove in an old red van. They got to a house where they met another man He said, "Hello! Welcome here to the Ku Klux Klan!" Everyone there sat talking, eating Raisin Bran and they all came up with an elaborate plan to harass people with black skin, Jew skin, and tan. "This is a strange meeting," Dan said to Fran. Fran said, "Ya, the KKK sucks, my man." Let's leave. A MUST It is a must for wet blades to rust, And it's also a must for maids to dust. But do you think it's a must for trees to be bust? No, it isn't just. THE GHOST IN THE STALL Embaress yourself at a shopping mall So shut yourself in a bathroom stall A ghost appears big and tall Scream and run out to the hall You're so scared you start to bawl On the flip your boyfriend call You say, "Nothing is good at all He comforts you you say, "Oh Paul "Do you think I'm off the wall?" LEAD LOVE The pencil I'm holding is very smart. It always writes fast as quick as a dart. It can do math and it can draw art. And my pencil, for me, draws me a heart. YELLOW LIGHT I like the yellow light. The yellow light is good. The yellow light with stalactite And pokey stalagmite I like the yellow light. With yellow light I've stood. The yellow light has kept my sight While darkness climbs the height. BAD DAY This morning I got up at noon on the wrong side of the bed And I had the most unpleasant dream I dreamed that I was dead. Everything that happed went all wrong cuz I felt half asleep So when I tried to do stuff I just ended in a heap. I did homework, math problems I couldn't comprehend All day I despaired that this nightmare'd never end. FRESH PAGE The most beautiful thing in the world to me is a page of notebook paper freshly. Line after line of straight pastel blue and the in-between white unspoiled and new. The sharp corners flat not a wrinkle in sight Full of anticipation, inspiration it call Until a pencil smudge ruins it all. ON THE ROOF One evening I got on the roof to read a book up high "The view is beautiful," I thought as I watched robins fly. I looked over to the west, where sky was pastel pink, The orange sun as bright as fire soon began to sink. I closed the book and walked around and looked around the glory The scene was too attractive just to read a little story. ICK Merry Christmas to you, You won a trip to the zoo. You got to see a phesant Plus you also got a present. In it was a card, On the card were words. The words said "Merry Christmas to you You get to come back from the zoo." When you came back to your home, On your bed sat a smug gnome, Who asked for a big bag of candy And a big bottle of brandy. When his wish was granted, His grin was so greedy That his head broke in two And out came some goo... Merry Christmas to you! MEET THE SUN Sunburnt I'm not Boredom I've fought Someday I'll run Outside and meet the sun. NOTHING I think I've hit the wall I can't do anything more For a while I'll do nothing at all |
I felt sick so I told ma, And she took me to Dr. Claw. He told me to say "ah", Then he wrote down the stuff he saw. He thought a minute and then,"Aha! "You have got Jawgimia!" The doctor turned around to pa Told him I had to eat eggs raw For every lunch, with a straw. I did that and then volia, It really really fixed my jaw! Hurrah! SAY WHAT? It will rain, If you go on the train. But you can't stand the pain of being sane. And to be vain is insane, since there's a stain on your windowpane. When you go down Horsey Lane, be careful of the Horsey's mane unless it rains and they owtlaw brains. It's inhumane to "own" a Great Dane, because after all, it's going to rain since you're riding the train. WAS IT MY SINGING? At the dance we should've been dancing, But I wanted to prove I CAN sing. I sounded so charming. You found me alarming, Is that why you ran over to Lansing? sMART aL There once was a boy named Al Button At school he sat doin' nothin' He refused to do work And he spoke with a smirk So he was sent to Mr. Dunton MEANING OF THE MONTH I am from the galaxy, a million eyes staring at me do not look or you will burn dark in front of their concern. Think before you think of that, unless you want to have a spat shameless I am going to leave before you can even more decieve. Turn your speakers to the side, against the rules you won't abide. Even then you'll never yet see a chorus listening intently. I am from the galaxy. Why won't you not ever see if you won't close your eyes not once you'll miss the meaning of the month. VIOLENT TRAIN OF EGGS I don't want to mess with the eggmobile, I never saw anything so unreal. It had as many eggs as it could carry, And it was so definitely scary. Also, (this made me freeze my legs), They were actually throwing eggs. Some lucky ducks brought parasols, The rest of us ducked down like moles. When one went splat on the back of my head, That time I saw red. I zigzagged to the running train, And suddenly a thought came to my brain As I tripped over my flowered skirt hem: "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em." This Bear Don't ask me about this bear When I came home it was already there. It was moved by aliens from the North Pole But she doesn't seem to care. I didn't want my head knocked off so I gave her some beef stroganoff and tofu, spinach and lentil stew But then I started to cough. She looked at me and raised her paw Oh the bear was going to eat me raw! I offered her more chunky stuff But what she did next I never saw. MR MUNNY Mr. Munny's grinning at you. He's a really friendly guy. He's sitting there, in his chair, in his suit and tie. Quite a gentleman he is, listening quietly While we're just blabbing back and forth, you and me. But is he really smiling at you, or is he staring ahead? Lemme sort of feel his -- God!! Mr. Munny's dead! TOMORROW MORN Tomorrow morn a day will born not too forlorn Tomorrow morn Tomorrow morn blow the horn fleece will shorn Tomorrow morn Tomorrow morn pick the corn cut the thorn Tomorrow morn Tomorrow morn listen to KoRn watch some porn Tomorrow morn RADIO AT NIGHT A magical feeling Listening to the radio Late at night All else dead silent Alone with my thoughts Undisturbed TO-DO LIST Wax the floor, and close the door. Do the taxes. Wait, there's more! clean the carpet dust the harp and feed the cats shake off the mats do the laundry trim the lawn tree arrange the shoes and wipe the ooze clean out the sink perfume the stink get carrots stewed put out the food get the paper find the stapler dry-clean the dress now when do I rest? |