Who Is Corey Feldman?

Some random idiot

Childhood actor who played in The Burbs and other movies, and star of The Lost Boys, Corey Feldman was the gravelly voice of Donatello in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I and III. Besides acting, Corey created three cds in which he sings and plays guitar. Amazingly, he must have had enough money after drug court settlements that he was able to pay someone off to record him. Also, I think John Lennon is rolling in his grave for Corey's rendition of Imagine. If he could, he would get up and ask for someone to kill him again after hearing this. These cds are entitled "Love Left", "Former Child Actor" and "Still Searching For Soul". And being that I purchased two of them (I can't find Love Left anywhere, I don't think it ever really existed), I would say I'm knowledgeable enough to say "FOR GOD'S SAKE! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! DON'T BUY THIS! DON'T SUBJECT YOURSELF TO THIS!!!!!!!!!" He sings like...Ehhh EHHh wahhh ehhh ehh!!!!!!!! Ok, that didn't translate. Just trust me. Good lord. Is this guy tonedeaf?! Oh, and I got Former Child Actor from Ebay the other day, and it's autographed. Oh, lucky me. It says "Love, Corey Feldman". Wow. Isn't that swell. Sigh. Whatever disease he had when signed this, well I probably have it now from touching it. Ewwww.