Coffee

         Hmmmm... now what shall I bitch about today??? I know, I think I'll complain about coffee taking to damn long to make. You start it and it takes about a half an hour just to make one damn cup of coffee. in the process of making the coffee if you sit there waiting for a cup to finish being made all it does is go drip... drip... drip... drip... and it drives you crazy. Why the hell can't it go any fucking faster??? so if you're in a hurry and wanna make some coffee you have to sit there and watch it drip so that you can only have a couple of drops before you're late for work. So now if you want to make coffee in time you gotta get a half an hour earlier (Like You don't get enough sleep already) just to make some damn coffee and then by the time it's done and you drink it you're just as awake as you would've been if you'd slept for that extra half hour.
 

        The only way to make a cup of coffee any faster is to just get one of those damn little bags to let it sit in the cup but by the time that's done the coffee's cold again so you have to throw it in a microwave. But even when you do that the coffee's weaker than a pop can fighting a bull dozer.
 

        My suggestion is that if you want some good coffee fast go to Tim Horton's were the people actually give you the coffee before you turn 80 years old.