Indecent Exposure

Well, today I wanna bitch about a crime that I think is taking place. It's a crime of discrimination. That's right, public nudity. First of all, I'd just like to say that i support public nudity and that it shouldn't be illegal. But what I wanna complain about what the technical term for public nudity is. Indecent exposure. What's so indecent about it anyways??? The human body is a perfectly normal thing. Besides, if a really hot chick is streaking down your street, do you really wanna call that indecent??? Well i don't know about the rest of you, but I think that it should be called public nudity. That's it. No technical terms, just public nudity. Besides, what's so wrong with it anyways??? It's basically the same thing as freedom of speech except, instead of speech, it's clothing.

Anybody who supports me should send me money to get me to start a petition to get the law repealed. Just kidding, I'm not willing to do all of that work right now. Maybe some other time. The least ya could do though is invite me to join some nudist club. I LIKE BEING NAKED!!!