amd then there were 2

but only one fo them was actually here

so in a way it's likr there's only one left

tlaking to themself

*talking

stupid keyboard

oh well

dum dee dum dee dum

so nurse, how's it going

it's going pretty good, i'm just sitting here talking to myself, how bout you

same

fun

no not really

some people might think i'm weird, but whatever

that's the right way to think

so who am i again???

i dunno. I know one of us is nurse, but i don't know which one

how 'bout you be nurse

what if i don't wanna be nurse

then i'll be nurse

oh sure, just take away my name,. see if i care

fine then you can be nurse

YAY!!!

hey wait a minute, i think you're just letting me be nurse so you don't seem weird

i'm on to your little scheme

what scheme??? have you been drinking

no, i don't drink

well good

i see

so do you think that people are gonna give us funny looks

yep, probably

meh, who cares

not me

but i do

well i don't care what you think

well maybe i don't care what you think

well maybe i think that you actually care about what i think but you're just pretending to think that you don't care what i think

well then maybe i'd think that my head hurts now

ya mine too

why??? you're the one who said it

yeah, but too many big words hurts my head

i scare a lot of people

it's fun

ok

so what were we talking about

urination

hehehe, urine

what's so funny

nothing

sure sure. tell me

no

grrrrr

hehehe, moron, you'll never find out bwa ha ha

alright that's it

now it's on buddy

i'll kill you good

not if i kill you first

ow, don't hit there, that hurts

oh sorry

you better be. be careful next time

i'll try

now take this

OW!!!

oh i'm sorry, i thought you would've ducked

yeah well i blinked and didn't see it coming

oh. i'm so sorry

no no it's alright

ok

so do you think we're ever gonna get around to doing our homework

probably not

good, 'cause i don't wanna do it anyways

i know

so...

yeah

those packers are doing pretty good this season

i wouldn't know, i haven't been paying attention to the games

me either

then how'd ya know the packers are doing well

i didn't. i just made it up so we'd have something to talk about

well then

i call it boredom at it's best

hidy ho

ha ha

that's ok. i had fun talking to myself

well fine then

so who's nurse again???

me

are you sure about that???

no, but i don't really care

well i do

well then mr. i-care-about-stuff, you can be nurse

but then i'll seem gay

no you won't. there's lotsa guy nurses out there

no there's not

well i was just trying to sound nice, but you just threw that in my face

yeah well tha's 'cause you're mean

how am i mean

you just are

well you know, i try and i try

but no one cares anymore

i care

no you don't

i could care

well then you're a moron

i know

and i'm proud of it

you know what i'm proud of

what

not being you

ouch

that hurt

good, loser

i'm not a lsoer

yes you are

but... but... my mom says i'm cool

well you're mom's a loser too

yeah but... but.. wahhhhh

hehehe

loser

grrr

i'm gonna get you back one of these days

oh ya, and how do ya plan on doing that???

by kicking you in the nuts

well what if i don't have any nuts

then you're a chick

ok i have nuts

oh so now there's something wrong with being a chick

no

i was just saying that i have nuts

well you implied that there's something wrong with being a chick, well i didn't mean to

but you did

uh oh

it's a good thing no girls were aropund to hear that

why

'cause then they woulda hurt me

well then... it's a good thing i'm taping this conversation

you're what????

you heard me

no, actually i didn't, you'll ahve to speak up

oh i'm sorry

i said that i'm recording this conversation for incriminating evidence against you

yeah, well if you play it for people, then they'll hear you crying and then you'll be laughed outta the mens club

damn it. you're right

bwa ha ha

now i'll just have to find a way of making you cry too

now how are you gonna do that

like this

OW!!! man those were my nuts you hit you little bastard

i know

bwa ha ha. i'm so devious

that really hurt. but i must not cry

oh come on. you know you wanna cry

jsut let it out man, let it all out

only if you'll hold me

i'll only hold you if you hold me

ok man now this is getting a little fruity

yeah

so, how bout that pin. it hurts doesn't it

yeah kinda

it's just tingling now

well then, maybe you cr if i do this!

ow

why'd you kick me in the nuts again

to get you to cry remember

no, not really

well, then, pay attention moron

hey, i thought we discussed this alreayd

you're the moron, not me

are you sure???

of course i'm sure. don't you trust me???

no not really

come on. would i lie to you???

yeah

shut up. no i wouldn't

sure ya would

i don't think so

i do

well then stop thinking

easier said then done

good

now eat lead bastard

i don't see any lead

ya... i'm still waiting for the gun

but as soon as i get it, you'll be eating that lead buddy

well what if i hide from you

then i'll make you're best friend eat lead

who's my best friend then smart ass

i dunno, but as soon as i figure it out, oh boy willl he be sorry

well what if i said that you're my bst friend

well damn

there goes that plan then

so you think anybody will ever tlak to us again

i doubt it. they're scared of us

are you so sure about that

no, i'm just ahzzarding a guess

hazarding a guess??? this isn't an essay or story. be normal

what if i'm not normal

well then learn

but i don't wanna be normal

i don't care

but i don't care

well then.. i see we have quite a predicament here

yeha, too big of a word for a normal person

i never siad that iw as normal

i think i should stop not

*now

so mr nurse, how's it going

really crazily, nobody wants to talk

well then we're just gonna have to talk to each other

ok, so how's it going

meh, so so

why's that

i dunno. just because

alrighty then

so how bout them packers

nobody cars about the packers

i know, but i'm just getting scared

so very scared

well you know what

be a man ya wussy

i'm no wussy

oh i think you are

well then, i think that you're just a mean person

ouch. that was harsh

i know, i was hoping ti wouldn't have to come to that, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do

yeah, ok so you're still a wussy

no i'm not

my little sister called me manly

well i called you a wussy, whats yer point

my point is that i'm gonna cry now

hehehe wussy

alright this is getting old

yeah i know

i'm running outta funny stuff

yeah, how bout you just go back to drawing little kitty's

it;s a dragon

whatever