Archives My beloved pet died recently. As hard as I've tried, I can't seem to dispose of the corpse. Do I really have to? It's starting to smell, but I love it. I just hit a pedestrian driving home today.  I fled from the scene of the accident, but now I noticed I wrecked my bumper something fierce!  Also, I think the pedestrian I hit was a famous person.  What should I do? I have this freaky, unnatural fear of Muppets. Wherever I go, I see them, staring at me with their dead, ping-pong ball eyes. I can't escape them anymore!!! Recently, I've grown attracted to my brother.  But when we have sex he refuses to wear a condom.  I don't want to get AIDS!