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Features: The Battle Cry Match Game Every great comic book hero or team needs the perfect battle cry. Test your wits and see if you can match the phrase with the character! The Geek Diary Ever wonder what kinds of geeky things comic geeks do?  Uh, well, it's not like you're doing anything right now, huh?  Oh, c'mon, just check it out.  It took a lot of work to make this thing.  Asshole. Things That Aren't Funny Anymore The following are no longer funny: 1.  Child is headed off to college and the parents appear upset.  After the child has left, the parents are suddenly happy.  They either throw a party or find a new use for  his room. 2.  Anything along the lines of "Better watch the roads now!" or "It's now safer to walk in the middle of the street than it is to walk on the sidewalk" after someone gets their driver's license. 3.  A man needs to speak in public for some reason on a subject he has no knowledge of.  An expert is arranged to give him information through headphones in the man's ears.  While this is going on, the expert gets distracted somehow and says something unrelated to the subject like "I ordered this without anchioves!" which the man embarrassingly repeats. 4.  Batman is gay, and Robin is/was his lover. 5.  Rob Liefeld sucks. 6.  You innocuously ask someone, "What's up?" and they reply, "the sky," "the sun," "the opposite of down," or something equally hilarious. 7.  Blair Witch parodies. When SNL does a skit about how Blair Witch project parodies are trite, they're pretty damn unfunny. 8.  Making fun of something simply because it's en vogue - Britney Spears, pro wrestling, Backstreet Boys, Pokemon, etc. 9.  WIZARD. The same "pie" and "French" jokes over and over again. *more to come* 10.  Someone is acting odd, so it is suggested that they switch to decaffinated coffee. 11.  Someone is accused of some crime.  After offering a perfectly acceptable alibi, the accuser says "How convenient." 12.  Websites that "generate" things (i.e. Muslim nicknames, translations into Jive, wacky and/or prophetic anagrams, etc.)  20th Century (Vintage) Features: The Hulk vs. EVERYONE Yes, indeed, folks. The Gamma Giant, Dr. Bruce Banner, takes on some of his toughest tests yet. CAN ol' Jade Jaws survive, or will his foes - including Communism, an aborted fetus, and Saved By The Bell's "Screech" overcome??? Only ONE way to find out... Top Ten Spider-Man Euphemisms for Masturbation Masturbation + Top Ten List = Funny Written on a sidewalk on the University of Maryland campus.