SAMFM, proving he doesn't need weapons to get his job done
The NHL went as far as to hire Jesus to try to save the league from SAMFM . . . No dice, Cross-Boy!
SAMFM literally got medieval on the NY Rangers
Even with so many years away from the game, SAMFM's signature Decapitating Punch of Doom makes him look as young as he ever was
This picture pretty much speaks for itself