HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT GOES ON IN THE WORLD, LET ALONE HIS OWN MIND. BEING THE BASSIST OF THE MOLDY CHEZZES HE HAS A VERY IMPORTANT ROLE IN SOCIETY! ALTHOUGH WHEN MOLDY CHEZZE PLAYS LIVE HE HAS TROUBLE PAYING ATTENTION AND USUALLY ENDS UP STARING BLANKLY AT THE AUDIENCE.
FANS CHEER HIM ON WITH EXCITEMENT AND SMILING FACES, WHEN THE RELIZE HE DOESN'T PLAY A NOTE AND JUST STANDS THERE, THEIR SMILES QUICKLY FADE WHILE THEY COUGH INTO THEIR HANDS, CLEAR THEIR THROATS OR TURN AROUND AND ASK THE PERSON BEHIND THEM ,"WELL ..... YEAH THAT WAS SOME GAME LAST WEEK ...HUH?" NOW AND THEN RABID PUNK WILL KICK HIM AND HE'LL COME OUT OF HIS COMA AND PLUCK A SINGLE STRING NOT IN THE SAME KEY WHATSOEVER AS THE REST OF THE SONG THAT IS CURRENTLY BEING PLAYED. ONE OF D.P.'S BEST FRIENDS AND DESCRIBED AS A "GREAT LISTENER" (ACTUALLY HE'S NOT REALLY LISTENING TO YOU BUT INSTEAD WONDERING WHY EVERYONE ELSE'S EYES EYES AREN'T CROSSED LIKE HIS) |
