MASSIVE SUMOS IMPORTED DIRECTLY FROM THE NUCLEAR COUNTRY RIGHT INTO YOU MOUTH - TASTES GOOD DON'T IT!!

Today's Menu:

  • Sweaty Sumo Soup
  • Diarrhoea Diaper Dessert
  • Diaper of The Day
  • Very Shlong Sausage Sizzles (with white Shlopy Offspring Sauce)
  • Fat and Juicy Rikishi Rump
  • Tittie T-bone
  • Sumo Rolls
  • Mt. Fuji Hot Dogs
  • Sumo In a Bun
  • Sumo Sproghetti
  • Fat Man Family Jewels

Try any of these dicusting dishes and we promise you'll be begging for the door!!

We even cater for any special occassion for example, Weddings, Birthdays, Anniversaries, Funerals and any other stupid reason to party. Wedding couples, birthday boys/girls and dead loved ones will recieve a complimentary diaper!! *

This is what our happy customers have to say: #

"I just love putting those Sumo Shlongs in my mouth and licking up all of the Shlopy Offspring Sauce."

"You can really get your teeth into that Rikishi Rump - it's delicious."

"The Mt. Fuji Hot Dogs are huge!!"

"The food is made out of real Sumo's - I even found a live Sumo hand in my Sumo Sproghetti just the other day."

"I love sucking on those Tittie T-bones!!"

"The Diarrhoea Diaper Dessert is to die for!!"

All of these happy customers must have a point - come down and check us out today!!

* Used and non disposable.

# Paid actors used for quotes - not real customers. The food here actually stinks - don't come here! We have kidnapped Sumo's and make them have gay sex and make Sumo babies out of their body fat. We keep them alive in the basement feeding them scraps to keep them alive until it's time for the slaughter.

© KMGS Co. 2007

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