I was born on March 28th, 1989 in Rockhampton Base Hospital. I was very premie and I had a lot of complications with my birth. I don't think I should have survived it, but somehow I did. When I was born I came out the wrong way, and because of the unusual way I came out and the stupidity of the doctors, I have a major disability that I consider minor, and no one would know what it actually was unless I told them. I wont go into detail here, ask me about it if you want to know.

I spent a lot of time in hospital after my birth. There was several complications. I would consider myself a pretty average toddler, kicking, screaming, whining, you know. But there was always something that made me different because of my birth, and that has haunted me all my life and will do until the day I die.

At a young age, about 6 or 7, more things started to happen in my life, or well that I can remember of corse lol. At the age of about 7, I first attempted suiced. I really don't remember why. Lucky for me I didnt know how to tie a noose lol. But let me tell you falling from a window 2m up is painful for a little kid as I was lol.

I can't remember exactly what age this happened, but around the 8 or 9 mark, somewhere there I had a friend over the night. We always stayed out in my cubby house. Anyway, at some point through that night something terrible happened. Something so bad that I forced myself to forget until recently. Something I would wish upon anyone else.

At about 10 I was in a car accident with my brother. We were driving out in the bush on a dirt road and lost control of the car and rolled it. I ended up with some serious injuries, Ryan escaped with a headache. He felt really bad though cos of what happened to me. Anyway, that was another few days in hospital. I got about a week off school though so that was cool. But it was very painful, not fun at all. I seem to be attracted to pain. All my life I have been an accident waiting to happen and accidents happen regularly. I'll take you through my list:

When I was some small age, maybe 4 or something, we had a tramp. Oh so fun! Except when you get the skin on your chin riped off from the springs, lol. Straight to the hospital.

Around the same age I ran into my mum's room, jumped on the bed and bounced straight into the corner of the cupboard. Back to the hospital again.

The tramp again, this time my forehead, more hospital visits, lol.

A few years later, when I was about 7 or 8 I think. I was playing tiggy with my brother. I was in. I ran around the corner of the fence, and I tried to take a short cut... cutting a corner with a star picket isnt wise. I slammed my hea right into the picket and fell to the ground, ripped a big gash outa my head. Straight to the hospital again. Got a lovely 'L' shaped scar there now.

I also have a tendency to break glass. When I was some age lol, younger than now, I ran through the hall, around the corner, jumped into the air attempting to miss lego and crashed straight into a cabinet full of expensive glasses... lukily I only smashed the glass door, lol. More glass fun, I was running around the lounge like crazy then suddenly stoped benieth the unstable door on another glass cabinet. The unstable door rocked out of the slides cos of my jumping and fell straight onto my head, mind you I just stood there smilling as it happened lol.

Also when I was young, I don't know exactly what age again, lol. I was in a town called Saphire and mucking round in the backyard of our family friends. Anyway running around with no shoes I kicked this big huge heavy ass blade cutting thingo on the ground that cuts steal and all. Well anyway I noticed me kicking it, but not what it meant, so I kept on running. Anyway a few minutes later I noticed my foot and realised how damaged it was. My little toe had been virtually totally ripped off, it was hanging on by only a few threads and all. Hurt like a bitch. We just bandaged it up and it healed itself all good, lol. Wow no hospital visit this time lol.

Then there is the car accident I told you about. Then there was the time I was making 2 minute noodles and just after getting it out of the microwave I spilt it all over my legs. Ended up in hospital agen with second degree burns. Painful shit!

Around the time I started high school, my brother Ryan moved to Brisbane to be with his girlfriend, now wife, Kandy. I missed him so much and it was really terrible that he had left cos we we're so close, but the few years leading up he barely did anything with me anyway so it wasnt all that different.

A few years down the track I met Mick and started up our Jackass craze, which is where we started our movie 'This Aint Jackass'. Great times, plenty of pain, but awesome fun! No broken bones though... yet, lol. I knew Mick for a bit over a year before he moved to Tasmania, which ended the era of Jackass for us, until we meet up again of corse.

About a year and a half after Mick left, I moved to Brisbane. Brisbane is great fun, provided you know how to open the doors on trains lol. Twice I screwed up with that lol. But I have never been lost, and now I am a train expert lol.

I went to school at Runcorn State High School, Runcorn. The first two weeks that I was living in Brisbane I was living with my brother as my parents hadnt moved here yet. When they did I moved in with them in Runcorn, about 15 minute walk from the school. Runcorn is the best place to live, but the house we were in was terrible, and we were only renting. We moved around the start of 2006 into a great house in Slacks Creek. I really love the house, needs a little improvement, but its great. The only problem is that public transport sucks around here. Ah well cant win them all.

I really don't know when it was that I met Codie, but it was the best thing I ever did. We were both on this chat site, and her nickname was LPGURL, and being a huge fan of Linkin Park it attracted me. But normally I am not the type to talk to someone as I would always have people talking to me, but for some strange reason, I said hello to this LPGURL. From then I have never regreted a thing I have done with her, Codie is my life. I will marry her one day and she knows it. I love her more than anything there is, and if I can only have one thing in my life, its to have her. She is truely everything to me, and I know I am young but I know for a fact that she is the one person I am going to spend the rest of my life with. I have no doubts at all. I love her more than anything at all and the whole world should know it! C=

When I moved to Brisi I met this girl Ash, she was really kewl but seemed a little shy. Eventually our friendship grew and we started dating. She was really awesome. I found out later that ever since I moved here she had a secret crush on me, which was really cool cos thats never happened to me before. But after 3 months and 19 days of going out with her, I did a really stupid thing of breaking up with her, and I'm still regreting that cos of the way I made her feel. I never wanted to see her hurt and breaking up with her made her feel terrible. I had my reasons for breaking up with her but they are private, but I still shouldnt have broken up with her, honestly I shouldnt have gone out with her, save her a lot of pain. But I cant change what has happened and there is no turning back now.

In about 2001, 2002 time period, my friend Wayno introduced me to this great new band called Linkin Park. Not long after that my friend Mick re-introduced me to them. This was the greatest thing that anyone has ever done for me. Not only is Linkin Park now my all time fabourite band in the world, but because of them, me and Codie met and now our relationship is the strongest its ever been. When I was introduced to LP I thought they were pretty good, I wasnt a huge fan but they were good you know. Over a few weeks I started downloading more songs, listening to them a lot more. In not long I was hooked and there was not a single song that I didnt love! As more albums came out, I loved them even more. To the point that now there isnt much I dont have, I have all their cd's, and a lot of merchandise, as well as video clips, downloaded concerts, backstage, interviews, movies, everything and anything you could think of almost. I havn't yet joined the LPU as I want to buy my new computer first, but once I do Im going to. So Linkin Park have become a huge part of my life over the last 4 or5 years.

On 7/1/06 I got my Learner's Licence C=

A small part of my past included a certain person I once called my friend. I wont say his real name though, so let's call him 'Frank'. When I was young 'Frank' moved into the house next door and after time we became friends, not close friends just friends. In time I learnt the arse hole he was, and still is. After time I learnt he was a smoker, and that is when I started smoking. But it wasnt long until I stoped as I knew how bad for me it was. Then I learnt how he burnt 3 of his own houses down. We had a big fall out resulting in a fight that no one won, but that was the end of our relationship.

With his talents at burning places down, he sneaked over to my house and lit a fire in our garden shed, burning it to the ground. Mind you, that shed had a LOT of explosive fluids in there and expensive goods.

This one is a bit sick so those with a weak stomache dont read. After the burning down of our shed, I cought him in the act out the back of our yard late at night, having sex with my dog Sheena. Yes, I am not joking he had sex with my dog. So I ran out with my big heavy splintered-wood bat and hit the shit out of him.

Through the years we had numerous fights and arguments, I heard of him doing a lot of gross things that honestly you just dont wanna hear, some are even worse than what he did to my dog. But only a few years ago, he got me and my friend in a lot of trouble with the police. Me, my mate and 'Frank' were cruising the town one night, dont know how we managed to end up with 'Frank' but oh well. Anyway we were at the Skate Park and 'Frank' sorta dissapeared as me and my mate were just chatting. And to make a long story short, cops came after us, threw us against the car, mind you my mate has a bad back so they really did damage to his back, anyway they threw us into the car, all three of us cos 'Frank' came running back. We had no idea why we were there and I was amjorly pissed cos the copper kept saying we knew why and I was like WTF I have no clue. The cops took us home and we found out what happened, turned out 'Frank' rocked someones house and we got the blame. Man I was pissed.

When I was really young my grandmother let us watch this cool movie called The Land Before Time, I looooove Ducky and Petrie =D lol aaaanyway for those who dont know its about a much of dinosaurs basically anyway that started this obsession with dinosaurs. As I grew up I studied them and loved them and knew everything about them and wanted to become a paleantologist or whateva. I still love dinosaurs, not as much though, and I think it would be awesome to do fossil hunting as like a hobby but that is expensive and I'd probably only do that when I'm rich :P

In 2004 I started my first job at Outback Queensland Internet, a small computer store in Longreach where I used to live. It was an awesome store and the very few staff that where there were the best people you could possibly work with.

Funny this page is starting to become just a page or random things from muy past, just little things about me lol. Oh well I don't see anyone complaining.

I have done a bit of volunteering a few years ago. Most of which was Catering, Waitering and being a Kitchen Hand you know, but it was great experience. And cause one of them was a Dinner Under The Stars, I got to meet Ian Healey, those that are cricket fans know him. Hehehe he is funny when he is drunk lol.

When I moved to Brisbane I got to know my brother's friend Ben pretty well, he eventually ended up being a good friend of mine and is now one of my only friends in Brisbane. He is really awesome, he lets me over his place generally every Friday night drinking and gaming which is great fun. Hmm I am a bit of an alco lol. Anyway, Ben is a really awesome friend, and I often am afraid that he might not know how much I appreciate him and what he does for me. Like I don't know how to show him that I appreciate what he does you know. Ah well Im sure I will think of something eventually.

In the September holidays of 2006 I travelled all the way to Sydney and finally met Codie =D She was more than everything I had known her to be, the greatest girl in the world! I spent nine of the best nights in the world with her at her place, having the greatest time of my life. Then we met up for the second time again after I finished year 12, in the what-would-be christmas holidays of 2006 when she and her mum came to Brisbane. We didnt get to spend much time together, or at least not as much as we would have liked, but the time we did spend together was awesome. And we will be able to see each other again soon as I am travelling to Sydney again to see her, spending three weeks at her place which will include christmas and new years, and I am sure that I will have the time of my life.

On Friday, 31 August 2007, I got my first tattoo done. It is only small because firstly, I didnt want to get something really big for the first time, wanted to feel what it's like first, and, for the simple fact that I didnt have the money for anything bigger... which sucked. But hey it's still kewl! It's the heartagram on my chest and when I get some more money together I'm going to extend it and make prettiful patterns around it.

If anyone can tell me of a major thing I have missed please email me.

KG 2006