How can I tell if a woman is faking a orgasms


The bad news is, you can't. There are no easily discernible manisfestations of 
a woman's orgasm. Her nipples may not necessarily peak, she may not always get 
a sexual "flush" over her abdomen. The good news is there's something you can 
do if you suspect her of faking.

It's what we call "the delayed orgasm". It goes as follows: you say to her one 
evening that you want to do something extra special. You want her to lie back 
as still as possible, as quiet as possible, while you give her a good tongue-
lashing. The object (you explain) is for her to resist having the orgasm as 
long as she can (because you read somewhere that it's more intense that way). 
Why does something this hokey work ?

Because women fake orgasms for three reasons;

they don't want to hurt your feelings if they don't have one 
they think you couldn't possibly want to expend the effort it requires for them 
to have one 
they think they have to compete with your last girlfriend who was a huge-
breasted nymphomaniacal fellatio queen who howled at the moon everytime you had sex. 
When you play the delayed orgasm game, you are relieving her of the pressure of 
having to perform. She doesn't have to act. She has enough time to have an 
orgasm. And she feels like you really must enjoy cunnilingus. This is a much 
more effective way of handling things than accussing her of faking orgasms !