| -Quote- |
| "If I find out that you made a webpage about me I'm gonna punch you in the face!" - The Always Mantastic Sam Humphrey |
| "Grab my legs and hold tight!" - Coach Morgan Will |
| "...I want you riding his ass!" - Coach Morgan Will |
| "Mr. Paul sicked his hose on me." - Har Rai Khalsa |
| "When I grow up I will eat pussy for breakfast" - Dalton Winterbach |