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| Soccer is only cool if you're David Beckham or Vinnie Jones. And most of you are neither. Soccer is just a big version of foosball. |
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| This picture taken at Bryan Yarne's last soccer game says it all. (Bryan is on the left) |
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| Notice that the ball is nowhere in sight. |
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| This seems to happen a lot more than it should. |
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| A bicycle kick gone terribly, terribly wrong. |