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  Don't even get me started on the WNBA! Who was the Ad wizard who came up with this?! What was this nimwit doing? Sitting on his couch one day, recovering from heat-stroke, and he just thought to himself: "What are the two things that guys like most? Girls and Basketball! Why not put 'em together?!" Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is gonna give me an aneurysm! I'm not saying I'm against women playing sports and equality and all that, hurray for them! But they can't even dunk! It's not that I hate the women players, I hate the game!